We should all make a tee-shirt with ‘I stole them from the president !’ written on it, so people from Tumblr would be able to tell us ‘I like your shoelaces’ without fear, and soul mates will finally meet in the street.
I read that ‘sitting does harm to your body in the following ways:|
1 electrical activity in the leg muscles shuts off
2. calorie burning drops to 1 per minute
3. enzymes that help break fat drop 90%
4. good cholesterol drops 20%
5. increases diabetes risk
How about sitting in classes?
Because I told myself that it’s okay to reminisce and give in to the hurt once in a while. I remember that I was not here because I have gymnastic’s practice. I wish I didn’t go to gym that day. Then I would have had this picture with them. For goodness sake I miss her so much. I wish I was here. I wish I didn’t go. I wish she didn’t leave us.
as a serial killer my name would be the suspense so my victims would be like “oh no, the suspense is killing me” and we would both laugh right before i killed them
why are we called “sherlockians”? I mean who came up with that when they could’ve gone for “holmies”
what a wasted opportunity
The head of a company survived 9/11 because
His son started kindergarten.
Another fellow was alive because it was
His turn to bring donuts.
One woman was late because her
Alarm clock didn’t go off in time.
One was late because of being stuck on the NJ Turnpike
Because of an auto accident.
One of them
Missed his bus.
One spilled food on her clothes and had to take
Time to change.
Car wouldn’t start.
Get a taxi.
The one that struck me was the man
Who put on a new pair of shoes that morning,
Took the various means to get to work but before.
He got there, he developed a blister on his foot.
He stopped at a drugstore to buy a Band-Aid.
That is why he is alive today..
Now when I am
Stuck in traffic,
Miss an elevator,
Turn back to answer a ringing telephone…
All the little things that annoy me,
I think to myself,
This is exactly where
I’m meant to be
At this very moment